
By Brian Middleton, Jr.
Somehow, a fast-food chain should come from this...
It'd been a hard year for pig-farmers everywhere, my father included. Bacon just wasn't in this year, it seemed. My pa, sick to damn death (his words, not mine) of rich folk buyin' frog legs and nothing else, set out to do something about it.
He disappeared into the basement one night with a less than sane look in his eye. Three days later, he emerged, looking no more sane than when he had entered. All about him though, was the glow of victory. He was...